Darren’s Diatribe

I got locked in a car park while at a restaurant I will refer to as the “Cork and Cleavage” to protect the innocent. I didn’t notice the warning sign outside the car park. In the restaurant they had a sign warning not to park in the supermarket car park, but I thought I was in the restaurant car park

By driving up onto the kerb, I was just able to squeeze between a sign post and a bollard and escape with only a small amount of scrapage on the plastic door protector.

Unfortunately I was with some of the same work colleagues as last time I had Parking Problems and they made the most of the opportunity to make fun of me and take photos.

They also awarded me The Fork. I never should have made that thing…