Product Ratings

I have decided to rate all products in my Bad Designs postings with a rating from “one frown” to “five frowns”. The more frowns it scores, the worse. I have retrospectively rated all of the products previously posted.

My rating scheme is described below :

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A product with an amusing and/or easily forgivable problem. There is no reason at all to avoid this product.

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A product with a few minor problems or a single more significant problem. The problem(s) are not serious enough to avoid buying this product.

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A product with a series of significant problems or a single serious problem. You should think twice before buying this product.

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A product with enough problems that it should never have been released on the market without being fixed. This product should be avoided if possible.

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A product which is so bad that it is hard to imagine what the designers, marketers and others involved in the process were thinking. Anyone involved with the production of this product should be taken out the back and shot. Avoid this product at all costs.

14 Responses to “Product Ratings”

  1. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Board Shorts Says:

    […] This scores Three Frowns […]

  2. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Sticky Labels Says:

    […] The manufacturers of the labels deserve Three Frowns […]

  3. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Paper Towel Holder Says:

    […] This scores Four Frowns […]

  4. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Metric Confusion Says:

    […] This scores One Frown […]

  5. The ‘Merovingian’ Blog - » Have a Mint Says:

    […] To conclude, whilst still early days for my use of Mint, at the moment I couldn’t be more pleased with the product. On Darren’s Frown Rating Systemâ„¢, this product earns no frowns whatsoever! […]

  6. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Lotus Notes Says:

    […] This scores Three Frowns […]

  7. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Fibreglass Roller Says:

    […] This scores One Frown […]

  8. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Assembly Instructions Says:

    […] These both score One Frown […]

  9. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Spring Water Says:

    […] This scores One Frown […]

  10. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » NAS drive Says:

    […] The instructions score Four Frowns […]

  11. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » GPS “Navigator” Says:

    […] This scores Four Frowns […]

  12. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Bureaucracy Says:

    […] This scores Five Frowns […]

  13. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Paper Folding Says:

    […] This scores Three Frowns […]

  14. Darren’s Diatribe » Blog Archive » Posessed Computer Says:

    […] This scores Three Frowns […]

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